There are really only three possible explanations for this.
1) Jim has trapped John in his beard and is forcing him to write his posts.
2) Neither John nor Jim actually exist, they are just avatars for The Macalope
3) There is no other possibility, it’s gotta be the Macalope.
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“I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill?”